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I Ate the Escape Plan Goat Tee — Cyber Monkey Junkies
$4.00 USD
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What the crew found
There was an escape plan. The goat ate it. A calm, unbothered goat in a vintage striped prison shirt, caught mid-chew on the blueprint. This Signature Series design from Cyber Monkey Junkies features FIVE prints: the goat mid-chew on the escape-plan blueprint across the back, an Escape Plan teaser badge on the chest, “No Exit” and the CMJ collection mark on the sleeves, plus the neon Cyber Monkey Junkies signature logo printed inside the neck. Made on the Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee in black with vibrant, long-lasting direct-to-garment ink.